The beautifully simplistic thing about this reaction — and it’s common everywhere and has equally little merit in just as many places — is that it assumes someone who sees Donald Trump as a poor answer to anything must also think Barack Obama is unassailable. I can assure you that isn’t the case with me; I didn’t vote…

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Well, in fairness to Trump, why should he be right about this after anything/everything he’s said so far?

Yup. Or Trump’s sons...

you mean like this guy?

Well, even they know that Democrats and lefties have better fashion sense than they do.

I thought the GOP hated JFK? So are these republican women basically admitting that they secretly lust for liberals?


Okay I just googled it and apparently Ted Cruz came out and said that JFK would be a republican today and that dems would hate him ‘cause he stood for religious liberty. Which is bonkers. JFK DID stand…

That was my thought too - if I wear them with a Bernie or Hilary t-shirt, does that make it ok?

How dare you have a personal preference! All must bow before the modern-day enlightened sexuality of all holes are fair game on both the man and the woman, and all holes must be used. It’s part of the National Pegging Act of 2016.

True story: for various reasons, I will never get a tattoo. But for several years now, I have always said that if I did, I would get a tramp stamp with the words EXIT ONLY.

They obvi still want to “get down”, as long as the dude speaks in Reagan tongues.

The JFK reference threw me. He was a democrat and notorious philanderer. What? Isn't this against everything your party stands for?

Elephant prints are not the sole property of the GOP.

What’s the under/over on the odds of how many Jesus fearing, gun toting, Bible humping, bow tie wearing, rectum obsessed, so called family values men fucked eachother in the ass after a smoking meth at this heavenly, blesses suare?

That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!

Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.

I'm a fan of a funky print so those skirts are giving me mixed emotions.