Offside is indirect. :)

I’m not being a dick or anything, but is a caged Malayan tiger really a Malayan tiger?

I honestly think someone on his staff did a Google search on Missouri Universities Sports News and found the MO football team to receive many hits. Instead of reading the articles, they just told him to mention how they were such a big story. Of course the reasoning behind their newsworthiness is in exact contrast to…