AGH WE DID

A very sincere Thanks, Obama. She would not have survived the Trump administration.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Perhaps. But Clinton is a hawk who would take a very hardline against Russia and has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War).

So, he tells his people to be wary of hidden, tiny cameras because you don’t want to end up on the evening news.

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

I realize this is the most insignificant thing to take from this story, but I’m so exhausted from white people saying blatantly racists things and then turning aroung to say they are not a racist. I don’t even get mad anymore when I hear that line of reasoning. I just groan loudly and look at the sky for some sort of…

Good for them. Cleveland’s feel good sports story of 2016.

New Rule: If you want to make believe that your society has returned to 1930s sensibilities, then you forfeit all scientific and medical advances since the 1930s.

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

SMDH. I can’t wait for 2016 to die.

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

Learning this does nothing to make me doubt stereotypes about West Virginia.

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Make Basketball Great Again

Okay. But what about the travel?

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.