Maybe he just grew up having Chuck Hayes as his favourite basketball player.

*fewer

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

You’d get traumatized for breakfast too if all you wanted was a nice bowl of eyeholes and then some asshole in a cape shows up and starts screaming and punching you.

That Anne Frank. “Me, me, me.”

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

Good luck covering this Ryan Adams.

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

This is less the Showtime Lakers and more the truTV Lakers

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Underage Drinking: A National Concern should be way farther up the list. It’s a great early installment that demonstrates how well they understood the characters and their dynamics early on. I was sold on the show pretty immediately, but that was the episode where I realized they show was capable of more than just…

If this list was any more trash, Charlie would’ve burned it to heat the bar already

I mean, there’s nothing in the rulebook saying a dog can’t play basketball.

Personal foul for Tauntaun, 15 yards

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

A better way to generate controversy:

Jesus, you people are so thick fifty commas before the imo wouldn’t have given any of you a hint.

Oddly enough, that was both the over and under for the game.