For a PGA event in my area, I once played in a charity skills competition with Poulter. They had a last minute drop out, and despite literally just arriving off of an overseas flight, he happily stepped in as my partner. This is definitely a bad look, but I can say he left a very positive impression on me as a junior…

If RiceOwl is in the same vein as the Rice Owls in Houston....no it isn’t. http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.42.htm Though, it might be accurate to call yourself an A-hole, given that exposing your anus in Texas is the same Class C-Level Misdemeanor.

or when he’s feeling festive...