“weaponized”

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Never take credit for anything the Vikings do. It is the “invade Russia” of sports takes. It sounds like a great idea at the time, but in a few months you’re stuck outside, freezing, and wishing for death.

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

I had to stop reading about halfway through. This is why I don’t date anymore. Most men think this is what sex is. This isn’t sex. This is snuff.

As long as they keep him away from Transformers.

They had him on right after the SB and asked him if Philly should trade Foles. He said absolutely and when they asked what they should be looking for in return, he said that if he were GM he’d be looking for “an RG3-like trade package”.

Governor Rick Scott just attributed this to “pure evil”. I think it should fit your list. Strangely enough, most of the civilized world seems immune to this type of “pure evil”. Must be the Lord testing the resolve of its favorite children...

Someone to “inspire” them. Because fuck the good of the country, the Constitution, the safety and security of other countries, they need the purest, most inspirational candidate that will make all of the birthdays and Christmases come at once.

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

this guy. that anger. that he didnt jump over that table and knock the shit out of her head so hard that she was magically transported back in that room to hear that cuck in chief say “shit hole” and remember it this time; is a fucking miracle. i felt that anger. i know that anger.

fuck that stupid blonde cunt. fuck…

This guy had 30 women & children killed in Yemen on the first week of office because he wanted to prove his dick was bigger than Obama’s. This is like #1000045 on the list of worst things he’s ever done.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

Because everyone knows skinny people never get sick or die.

I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

But it wasn’t the same brand of patriotism as wrestling, WWE included, had in the past, even during the first Gulf War. Anti-war Harvard liberal elites, anti-war Frenchmen, and peaceful Muslims complaining about discrimination who turned out to be lying terrorists were all new wrestling gimmicks.

“There are good people in every place, party, and religion.1" Isn’t that what trump said about the nazis in Charlottesville ?

This is every Republican. From senior senator to lowly councilor. From school-board member to President of the United States; this is what you get when you are a Republican. And if you can’t see it, you’re just as evil as they are. Because that level of ignorance is impossible to reconcile with reality, because there…