I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.

No! I’ll crush you with my micro-transactions!

That’s a question you should ask yourself, Activision.

Why throw away your games library so recklessly?

Devastation was easily the best transformers game of all time.

“I never listen to Foxnews, I get my info straight from 4chan.”

Types like that define dystopia as “any scenario where I am not King of the Universe”

To taste a perverse approximation of power for the only time in his life, would be my guess.

But...but BLACKS AND LESBIANS ARE IN SHOPPING LINES, man!

Some of it may come back when his hospice nurse comes in to take the diapers off.

Poor you

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper did this exact same joke on Monday. Like literally the exact joke.

“little thought has been given to the Apu character beyond the accent, that Apu is his ethnicity (and a blatantly distorted one at that) and that’s it.”

Nah. Whatever negative consequences they get will just be blamed on Obama. Or Hillary. Cuz she wasn’t locked up.

Guys.

If you can stomach it, this Politico piece on how Trump’s base in PA feels about him now is worth reading just to illustrate how disconnected from reality these people are. It’s worse than even the caricatures of them suggest. There are plenty of jaw-dropping passages, but this one jumped out at me.

Just kidding, Starscream never dies

I hate(d) the Ravens almost as much as I hate(d) the Raiders, for three broad reasons.

Being from Buffalo, I had to start meditative breathing exercises upon reading “head coach Doug Marrone.”

Remember that scene at the end of Cast Away when Tom Hanks goes and sees his wife and she’s filling him in on all the things that have changed since he’s been gone and he wants to clarify that Nashville actually has an NFL team now, but doesn’t seem all that excited about it?