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The Molten Dream of Justice
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Oh, man, my racist ass skimmed past the header picture and just assumed Yang was the actor based on the name.

I'm sure Yang does a fine job as a co-creator, but he should not appear on screen. His line readings are wooden as shit, and he's strangely unfunny for someone involved in comedy.

And knights who say, "Nyet!"

I have seen only two YouTube videos out of Slovakia: this one, and one where a bunch of giant trees start spontaneously falling onto a road. Seems like a welcoming place!

Yeah, I think you've created a straw man here. Pretty much everyone agrees with you that it's speculative fiction, not meant to be, in any way, an accurate picture of the current environment for women.

Yeah, it took a long time to get to the actual goddamn review here. Brought me back to the days of Todd VanDerWerff TV reviews.

"Get Down On It" by Kool and the Gang. I cannot fathom why.

You could just watch Seinfeld for that. Kramer had to use a pay phone to call Jerry from the Nexus of the Universe. And they had to buy shower heads from some guy's car trunk instead of Amazon.

Remember that episode where they played hot potato with a bomb inside some dude's studio apartment? Or that time Gregory got into an all-out firefight with 20 cops on a busy city street in broad daylight? It seems like a completely different show now. I think they wanted to hook us with the action in the early…

Lift kind of sounds like a bridge between The Bends and OK Computer. It would have fit nicely on The Bends and maybe been the best track on that album. No mystery why they left it off OK Computer. It sounds like Bends-era Radiohead.

98% of web content is now "some group is mad at some individual." The other 2% is people commenting about how they're tired of this shit.

I see all the dildos in these pictures, but where are the rubber dicks?

I know Prince is probably having a nice relaxing time in whatever silk-and-velvet-draped afterlife he's found himself in, but I do hope he takes a few moments of his time to haunt the shit out of these assholes.

If it was in Hamilton, it would be everyone's favorite line.

"racist, dick-obsessed…" That kinda encapsulates the whole "movement," doesn't it?

Of course it's a nonsense connection. If the nazis are gonna start being facetious, then I will too.

Don't write articles about them, yes. Also, keep them off major cable news networks. Dafuq, CNN?

In a few years, there's gonna be a whole lot of dudes in their mid-to-late 20s desperately trying to bury any evidence that they were part of this "hip" neo-nazi trend during their college days. It's like how I don't admit to anyone how many times I watched Boondock Saints.

The camera filters are fun for about a minute.

All right, let me write this script for you assholes.