And what are your interests Bobby?

and this.

Yo yo yo, chums! Here’s to some informal social activities sponsored by your hip-to-the-jive employer! There will be rock music, light refreshments, and entertainment in the form of electronic and physical media!

For those wondering what Bae means.

Obligatory.

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

Wade to Knicks! Wade to Knicks! Kristaps/Melo/Wade/Noah/Rose!!!!! LETS DO IT

Yeah, they’ve had this weird long running story arc where his parents adopted him, he might be genetically altered by aliens or something, and he’s about to maybe meet his real mother who looks like Nick Fury. It’s been a confusing turn of events, and I’m really not sure about the purpose behind them all.

Another victory in our glorious crusade! Forward my fellow Social Justice Warriors!

A preemptive, self-anointed white knighting. Fascinating...

Rihanna is going to become the new Iron Man? Oo

Really?

After taxes he has less than a million and no guarantee of more. I’d call him a wise man. Drugs aren’t cheap, you know.

Maybe he is smart with his money?

“Robinson apparently refused to leave the car because he thought he was still on the road...” This is more a testament to the comfort and suspension of American cars than it is to his cluelessness.

“The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,”

Though Tom Wolf did approve the sale of beer at 9 gas stations recently! Pennsylvania might eventually reach the 21st century!

Pennsylvania is the worst. We used to have to buy liquor two days in advance for a holiday cookout if that holiday fell on a Monday. Because liquor is only sold in “liquor” stores and they were closed on Sundays and holidays. Only recently did they open for a few hours on Sundays.

The word “Dogfight” is literally not anywhere in the original JoDM article.

You’re making me miss Tyler, Andrew.

The benefits of having a robot brain in a real-world fighter jet are obvious. A computer doesn’t get fatigued. It doesn’t get a case of the Mondays. It doesn’t have personal problems to bring to work and it doesn’t have its own set of morals that might interfere with its interpretation of orders.