“All Takes Matter” bothers me because it sounds like a frivolous play on Black Lives Matter or even All Lives Matter. If this trash had debuted in 1963, would they have named it “I Have a Take”? I find it insulting.

Or you mean like Gregg Easterbrook’s constant use of stupid nicknames? Fucking insufferable.

It seems to me that it is called “Speak for Yourself”. Of course I have never seen it, it FSN’s tweets refer to it as that or “SFY".

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Well, intentionally refusing to call people what they ask you to call them is, most of the time, willfully disrespectful. If your friend calls Tatum Magic Mike because he can’t be bothered to “learn” the guy’s actual name, that’s the sort of casual “you’re not a real person to me” thing lots of people do. If he…

Such a damn shame. That duffel bag had one more day until retirement.

They are essentially trying to pull the ol’ internet argument tactic of rolling with the punches when everyone is pointing out how stupid you are. The entire term ‘take’ is purposefully derisive and have been used on full blast against people like Cowherd and Whitlock. So what do they do? Roll with it!

Granted, literally everything I’ve read about the show has been through this site but before I read this article I could not, for the life of me, recall what FS1 calls the show. It is truly All Takes Matter.

EDIT: Seriously, I cannot remember what the show is and I just read the article.

I have been feeling the same way! Honestly, it reminds me of a Bill Simmons thing. Like how he would always call the OKC Thunder the “Zombie Supersonics,” even though it was meh, at best.

Well I’m the dummy that did not even get the joke for 5 posts and then realized All Takes Matter wasn’t the actual name.

Apparently, All Takes Matter is just as unpopular as BET’s show Black Lives Matter.

“But these numbers would be great in the Dominican Republic.”

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you could copy this article, find-and-replace the show and talent names with basically any FSN program with zero loss of accuracy.

I can’t say I agree. Referring to it as “all takes matter” is so fetch.

I can’t explain why but the continued use of “all takes matter” as the name of the show bothers me. It’s not terrible, it just reminds me of that friend you have who refers to Channing Tatum as Magic Mike and acts like it’s still semi-clever on the 900th time.
I mean, I do get not respecting this garbage pile, pube…

This is a terrible story.

You forgot “Don’t jack three’s like you’re Steph Curry. You are not Steph Curry”. That guy is the worst, and it’s a sure-fire way to make sure you are never passed the ball again. There’s one at every game who takes the ball just over half court and then chucks one up because shockingly no one is defending him that…

Jump ball? In a pickup game?