A while ago, I was outside my house and I heard a familiar voice calling out to someone and I looked over, and it was Jenny Slate with some other people riding their bikes toward the park. She turned and looked at me and smiled as she biked past and it was all I could do not to jump up and down yelling “HI JENNY!!…

I actually have nothing against her or her music: I just wanted to make that joke XD

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

I don’t know why, i didn’t like her last album much, but I seriously can’t wait till Friday. I mean, Stevie Nicks is on it! And what she dropped so far sounds pretty good. I need a summer soundtrack.

I just read it for the articles.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

#notallwankers

So the Venn diagram of hardcore GOT fans and total wankers is as overlapped as we thought. Got it.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Actually, RBG was quite the dish when she was younger, as the kids used to say:

I mean...my schedule is pretty free...if any casting directors are listening...

Why is sick in quotes? Why is anything anymore? Can we be done with this whole thing now?

The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

“As I have always said, let ObamaCare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned!”

Weren’t we done with The Fat Jew? I thought he lost a book deal for stealing other people’s jokes and passing them off as his own or something? Anyway, wine. Yes.

“Dragonstone” succeeded at this when it relied on its visuals, especially so when conveying Dany’s heart-swelling return without dialogue or getting across Sam’s lowly position in the Citadel through an expertly edited barrage of exceedingly vile bedpans.

They’ll figure it out when they start hatching.

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

Worse. R. Kelly’s illegal and disgusting antics have been well-known for nearly 20 GD years, whereas Chris Brown has been around for what? Less than a decade? They are both horrible people, but Chris Brown isn’t trolling high schools to find his victims, whereas R. Kelly clearly is.