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let’s start a website

mom pls dont do this

Mondegreens make everything better.

It’s ugly stuff.

That’s “anti-choice” group or “forced-birth” group, please. Ain’t no way these people are pro-life, unless the life is straight, not poor, not brown, not female, and its family has lived in this country since 1900.

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

Hmm? What are you seeing?

It’s GoT gif week. (Yeah, I made that up, but idc.) I thought I was done celebrating today, but this article came along.

God they’re vile.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

He says he wants the two of you to come together, but doesn’t wait for you to get there.

Arkansas. One of many states that are on my “never live there” lists. It’s a good thing we have so many states in the Union. Still lots of options left.

Bet this kind of bullshit law wouldn’t even be a thought if men could get pregnant.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! It’s hard to believe it’s finally here, because for me

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

What a lovely post. So nice to see respectful people for a change and recognition given to those who are making this world a nicer place.

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,

“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.