Dear Jane,

Nope.

McCain served this country and suffered horribly as a result of his military service, and I am grateful for his service to the country. But he tarnished his reputation when he catapulted Palin into the national spotlight in ‘08. I blame him as much as her for her relentless presence.

Will this horrible woman never go away?

Orange Is The New Black is great for so many reasons, but high on my list is how it’s opened my eyes to human rights issues with the justice and prison system. I didn’t know a lot about it before, especially the issues around privatization of prisons. So I’m glad to read stories like this and hear more about it.

Sure, in practice, I’m sure Ivanka doesn’t have a goddamned thing to do with any of her businesses other than smiling for ads and sitting for promo puff interviews in magazines. But when you publicly claim that you’re intimately involved in designing every shoe, and your name’s on the shoe, and you earn the money for…

What’s funny is the court may not have pushed it if not her previous claims of intimate involvement in designing. The self-incriminating apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

A hands-on CEO, who purports (lies like her father) to be as involved in her business and driving its success, would KNOW about Marc Fisher’s past design lawsuits when hiring him. Not knowing is also not an excuse if you have been claiming to the public, like she has, including on daddy’s old tv show to be involved…

Wow that is damning

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

Which, word of advice, if you don’t want to be discovered as the man behind Banksy maybe don’t go around talking about how buddy-buddy you are with him?

So glad to hear that New Hampshire has so few problems that their leadership can waste all their time on dumb shit like this.

Please, Connecticut is the taint of New England. New Hampshire is the unkempt public hair.

At least it didn’t kill you!

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

I know someone who desperately wants to be king so he can rule with an iron fist, like the Brits deserve. They need to be ruled with adorable cruelty because what’s left of the empire is collapsing all around them.

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

Wow. I’ve always thought it was pretty common knowledge that no one really wanted to be the monarch (including William), but the fact that Harry came right out and said that is pretty shocking.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.