hot take, which is wrong but mine anyway: I am here for this

Cory Booker is gay as the day is long fam, this is not a real relationship

Once I called my previous insurance provider to make sure an annual STI test was covered as a part of my yearly gyno check up - it was not! I was annoyed, and the woman on the other end of the line coughed delicately and said that “in [her] day, [she] hadn’t *needed* one”. Fuck her and fuck United health insurance.

This is like when they tried to make Stassi an underling - is does not work, it’s wrong and bad, let these bitches shine

the end didn’t get me but “your mother...is my home.” was some is-someone-chopping-onions type bullshit

TLDR; ‘charcuterie expert’

mua hahaha (see what I did there)

“The swollen region grew and hardened” this is *journalism*

If someone had shown me this image fifteen years ago I would have thought they did another Home Alone in the City reboot, and this was their sequel to the pizza-in-the-limo, Trump in the lobby scenes. I cannot believe this is reality

Counter-opinion: turtlenecks/sweaters > all other garments, coziness cannot exist in summer, snow is deeply charming, baths too belong in cold-weather-time, i.e., winter is The Best

“Caffeine is a hell of a drug. So is good dick.”

My ex boyfriend referred to the notion of me going on birth control as “a boyfriend privilege”. We are no longer together!

the issue is that if he’s this selfish in social interactions, he may well be a selfish lover also, in which case he is even less sexy yet....

OR SIT DOWN

wow wrong wow

Necessary related reading:http://the-toast.net/2016/04/18/father-daughters-think-treat-women-like-daughters/

It alarms me that a wife isn’t that gateway, though. “A woman I love that isn’t half me? Not enough to move the needle for me, respect-wise!”

COUGH LUANN

I kind of agree, actually. The original article seemed to be saying “listen I’m not even really on your side with a lot of this shit, and emotional components to this aside, you’re STILL right to think he’s a nonviable candidate.” Making fun of Republicans for defecting, even in a way that’s pretty funny (which this…

That guy Molly dated wasn’t bisexual, he just had a one-off experience in college. He explicitly said he wasn’t bi! Gotta take his word for it, I feel like.