WAS I THE FIRST TO SAY IT
THAT DON’T IMPRESS M-ME MUCH
Question: with how much irony would I frequent this restaurant? 0% 100%? Honestly don’t know, but I’m going.
THANK YOU FOR THIS HELPFUL ANECDOTE
Lung tuberculosis, nbd.
and when you are not promoted you’ll be blamed for not having presented yourself as a legitimate, professional person. Fair! /s
Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.
*has sore throat and fever*
Buncha dudes whiz by on a speedboat “smile! you look so pretty when you smile!”
This Comedy Central ad is AWFUL please stop running it it’s so obnoxious/disruptive - it won’t let you scroll past.
Wait I don’t see it someone tell me what’s there
Kim Cattrall *needs* to tweet:
What I’d give to be able to ‘parade my pins’ a la every starlet in the Daily Mail
Tinsley Mortimer did NOT get married?!?!?....
“There are two kinds of people in the business - workhorses and showponies.” - her legacy
YES
<says 'I'm sorry' in ones and zeros, much like a sex robot would write emotion>
V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.