NOOOOOOOOOO

Agreed. What is her necklace I honestly bet they don’t sell it at Urban Outfitters

...Are they not addressed to men because (most) men are the ones who need this shit explained because women are already aware of it?

omg but what if it is Ramona who trademarked Tipsygirl

this is so cool this girl is so cool their interaction is so cool her music is cool ugh the internet isn’t always terrible

I am collapsed at my desk laughing

Part of me is like “dope. fierce.” and part of me is like “is the declaration that women have more than just aesthetic value really helped by nudity and smizing?”

And no one will even text me back.

Head or hand?

Omg ‘she probably considers herself a realist’ is what's cooler than cool/ice cold and it's my new fav burn

Everyone is awful and cheating is rampant, BUT a total possibility is that he deleted the app from his phone but didn’t know you have to delete your actual account to get your profile off of Tinder. A friend found me on Bumble and was pretty disapproving because I’m no longer single, and I was mortified - I didn’t…

As much as I want it to be true for the political damage, no amount of optimism could lead me to believe that six women have had sex with him.

SHVEET

This is truly the most shining example of American cinema.

I think the reason people are interested in the number of sexual partners someone’s had is because it (in theory, in some ways) might demonstrate that person’s judgment or their desirability or restraint or history of partying or sexual/social capital or whatever. Even if you’re doing so incorrectly or unfairly you…

Omg Jesus is coming back and it’s not even Easter yet

Was the maddest when she was talking to her husband like “idk they say I’m strong? And that they can’t handle it?” Nah trick you’re just super brash and abrasive and we’re all over it

: a lesson in

As someone who watches the show so closely and so actively that it’s not funny just outright embarrassing at this point, I can tell you definitively that “they” have turned off her hot water because it’s too expensive

She is not known for being particularly selective re: who gets to see her naked