I reject this theory. I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

I would give anything - ANYTHING - to be her intern who writes tweets for her.

praying for exactly the opposite

LIVE FREE OR DIE

gunna disagree with you there it’s honestly a whale of a time

can this become a meme

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOME STATE AND I CAN ATTEST THAT THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT IT’S LIKE I.E. AWESOME AND ORNERY ALL THE TIME

I love the intermittent “LEAVE”s and “WHY”s AS MUCH as I love surprised-delighted-baby-noise in the following ditty: (first instance at 0:06)

(this is my favourite comment of the week)

GUYS I HAD HER LYRICS IN MY BUDDY INFO ON AIM

‘S THE END OF YOU AND ME

GET OUT

literally, same.

(I have also independently googled why Chris Pratt is sad because if he and Anna Faris are on the rocks I’m going to show up on their doorstep and threaten to kill myself a la Jenna Maroney)

this has been the best pet lookalike week on record and that includes the time the Jez staff actually won with their submission.

Damn SOLID counterpoint

strong gif game. strong.

haters to the left who remembers The Princess Diaries

ugh there is (weirdly) no gif of that horse scene in Women in Love....

I cannot be convinced that removing alcohol from my diet will increase my interest in sex.