Sorry, but you’re full of shit. There are people out there who voted for Trump solely on the idea of getting rid of corruption in government, or for trade issues, etc. I happen to believe they were misled, but they had a right to vote for the candidate they felt would be best for this country. No one has an…

The thing about Anderson Cooper is, and not alot of people know this, his mother was heiress Gloria Vanderbilt. Essentially he was raised by one of the oldest “Old money” families in the USA. That kind of cultural foundation has always enamored him to the monied and classist elites.

To all the hand ringers complaining that protesters should wait until he actually “does something” - does this count? He’s making his intentions crystal clear. Yes, he won the Electoral College, he is the president elect, but he’s losing the popular vote. Fewer votes = No Mandate. I’ll be damned if I’m going to link…

Why would you sinfully interfere with God giving you a miracle rape baby by using an IUD? Look, sometimes God’s busy and he doesn’t have time to arrange a meet-cute and have you fall in love with a guy and have a child together, okay? Sometimes you have to settle for a quick and dirty, raped-in-an-alley miracle…

what would that entail? sitting around, doing nothing, waiting for the attention and adoration of others whilst simultaneously being indifferent to it?

It remains stunning how this small issue has been turned into the political scandal of the decade. Good lord.

This is the eleventh scariest, most bone chilling story I’ve read all year.

I sincerely hope that this is just the FBI doing its due diligence and making sure that some pissant House committee can’t throw this back at them later.

I look forward to seeing how he looks with short hair, horn-rimmed glasses, and a sweater vest.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

An ex-boyfriend of mine used to swear he once hooked up with a Jonas brother years ago (the married one, before he was married). I was always like, “that didn’t happen,” until one day he got super frustrated and said, “If I was gonna lie about hooking up with a Jonas brother, why would I say it was the ugly one???”

I wanna send the high-profile conservative pundits a dictionary with the definition for “consent” bookmarked.

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You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

I’m no lawyer (could you imagine?)

I live near Ilana! Together, we are basically the same as Broad City.

Because the last time he and Kim went to Nobu she ordered the rock shrimp and he was like omg how dare you

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

I greatly appreciate all the effort you put into this. Especially on a Friday.