Hmm cute but bland.

Of course amber’s still with musk she needs to get Space from her X.

Calling it now: Jost and ScarJo (ScarJost?) are going to get married and have a baby.

I’m sorry, but this novella appears to be written by someone named Kote Adler and your name is clearly “Poop Nightmares.”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude found a parking place in Times Square!?

Might be a better movie.

“The F8 of the Furious”

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I…

I believe it was Jesus himself who said “yay, fucketh the small children, and let them starve, for they are fat nowadays anyways...”

Honestly, Jax has been right when he judges his friends and their relationships.

Jax is a bisexual Homer Simpson.

A rally in the shithole that is Melbourne, FL? Where the fuck are they going to hold it, at the dog track right off 95?

It’s like Paul Ryan is the dick you mistakenly go out with and then meet his long suffering buddy from middle school but it’s too late try to date him because you already cast your lot with his best friend and he’s too good of a guy to even consider dating a friend’s crush. Wow that was specific.

If it’s a Bobby article I will ALWAYS click on it, the headline could say “This is the most boring article I have written in my life and is not worth your time or energy”... and I would still click on that shit.

Miranda Kerr is divorced from Orlando Bloom with a son, so I think we can safely assume she’s had sex. I don’t know if you remember that time when Bloom punched Justin Bieber in a nightclub, but that was supposedly a result of Bieber and Kerr having an affair during the marriage.

He’s never been hot - he’s always had this awkward charm, though. Until this season, that is. What happened to that? He’s just awkward and mumbly now.

I tried watching Bravo once and my penis shriveled up and fell off and I guess I’m stuck this way now. Damn you, Bravo!