how was she supporting herself before him anyway? she was too old to break through as a model, sooooooo... a succession of sugar-daddies? til she landed this tangerine whale?

this service is not targeted at people that work out at the Y

From GQ:

• What is this. Who are they. Why is this happening.

My most vivid memory of my time at Coachella is feverishly making out with a campsite attendant in my tent among plastic cutlery and Jäger bottles and making him show me his driver’s license to prove that his legal name was indeed Sebastian Bach. God, I miss my 20s.

From cheesyblasters

Yeah and I heard he was eaten by dragons. You know, from “sources.”

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

I learned one very interesting thing from this article, and that was how to count to four but only end up at three.

You know what’s most hilarious about this? Sanders supporters are going to be the ones most impacted by this because Hillary wins Democrats over him. Sanders groupies are always smugly chiding people to “do their research” but couldn’t be bothered to do the research in the states in which they want to vote. The New…

He’s definitely a legend, just not in the way he wanted to be.

Them? They’re engaged!

I did! Its where my crush on Garrett truly solidified

ok but like did you watch Country Strong where he sings and is a cowboy? yes plzz.

I just cringed that burn was so good! Internet high five!

Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

“Greatest thing ever” is an overused term, but in this case it is accurate as fuck.

Ok so... this is the greatest thing ever:

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.