University of Rape.

I long for a good guillotining... WHY DIDNT OLDER PEOPLE THINK OF MY NEEDS AS A CHILD!

“I think it’s important that they be breeded [sic] at the park, just because it promotes study, and how they grow, and what their habits are, which will help everybody in the future,”

Congratulations, Drumpf, I’m now contemplating donating to a conservative super PAC for the first time ever.

Is that how he broke in?

I’m kind of amazed sometimes (no, I’m not) that people care so much about what a grown woman decides to do with her body. So it’s attention-seeking, who cares. She has an awesome body, and it is definitely something she has worked to create, both the body and the public image, and if she wants to show it off ... cool.

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

Have you read Lolita? It's about this girl who goes on trips and stuff with an older friend.

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

His parents are.

Is that a polypeptide boson realignment transducer in your pocket, or are you just glad to magnetoreceive me?

Pick your former and current sexual partners out of the line up please.

Unpopular opinion, I don’t really think dicks look like eggplants. Maybe I just dated the wrong (or right?) guys but none of ‘em had fat purple dicks.

The empty bottles made dinner for Khloé while singing a song

You’re being quite generous. I don’t think Tyga has gotten paid for anything in ages.

i feel like i’d get stressed — one time i was high at a giant crawfish boil in new orleans and i got so scared of all the eating work that i just ate ears of corn

No he wasn’t. However, Queen Latifah made quite the face when Gaga said she ‘wanted to be an actress before she wanted to be a singer’. That’s the clip you should be showing.

I was hoping somebody would mention the makeup.

R Kelly shouldn’t have a platform. If he still wants one, this is what it looks like.

And this is after the the legit twitter question he outright evaded.

I mean, I know the tendency immediately will be to jump on this decision as being unfair and prejudicial but I do think that there’s some credible thought that says that this sort of waiting time isn’t just fair, it’s prudent.