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Women are very experienced in cleaning up blood so we get away with it more often.

ugh FBI, yet more lack of representation #waronwomen

Normally I wouldn’t respond to this but you asked for it so here you go.... she wanted to leave because they made it so that she had to. They didn’t respect her! They sidelined her for a white woman in the second season. It went from being the Abby and Ichabod show to being the Ichabod/Katrina show with a side order

So it doesn’t matter at all that the actress wanted to leave the show? Death (in most TV series), especially in TV series that have lots of death, is really the best way to eliminate a character when the actor or actress no longer wants to be a part. What reason would they have to concoct that would make sense for a

Fuck this shit.

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White Belly and Dorian are his favorites.

My partner has been feeding the squirrels all winter. He knows them by name, and they eat nuts from his hands. He wants to put in a cat door for them, but I have my reservations. I’m not sure how domestic you can make them.

I dunno, she did kill a guy that one time.

Has there ever been a fuller First Lady than Laura Bush? She is like if beige became sentient.

In my opinion, Laura Bush and Amanda Knox look alike. It disturbs me. Almost as much as the idea of a Fendi Squirrel.

I don't know. I kind of feel like if more and more individual crimes end up labeled as hate crimes, then the concept loses its meaning and its impact.

I get your point, but would it really help the situation if all rapes were also prosecuted as hate crimes? For one thing, they require separate trials.

It’s definitely a joke, just not sure if it’s an intentional joke.

I like it. More importantly, I hate the students.

That being said, Gap’s response was pretty awesome. No hand-wringing, just “We offended people. We’re acknowledging that, and we’ll change what’s causing the issue”

I think we’ve all come to realize that some people really, really, really want to be offended. Constantly.

Thank you for pointing this out. I was disappointed that Jezebel didn’t mention that ad in their article. I shouldn’t be surprised by that, though.

Usually I scoff at the notion of overzealous “PC culture” (blech, I don’t even like typing it) running out of control....

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.