starring your comment for “shrivel up like a necrotic testicle.”

I mean, just get a tumblr. No one will care if you share your twat there. Im sure the outrage is what fuels them. I give them 10 minutes with out the attention before they shrivel up like a necrotic testicle.

and Instagram IS the only platform on the internet.

Um, are you me? The US doesn’t know the glory that dairy can be...

‘Schlongform’ is the tag of the day.

Why can’t skits ever just be fucking skits? They have to be politicized now and have a “real” reason to exist.

One of the most liberating things I learned as a young chap in the world of dating was to discover I could break it off, both verbally and emotionally, with girls at the drop of a hat as soon as I saw something I wasn’t ok with.

How does someone think that putting 2k miles between the most recent object of their self-inflicted gunshot wound to the dick is going to solve the problem that they have?

Yes. The main case goes to trial in 2017.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

A: As a female with agency, any goddamn way she wants.

A feminist should vote how they personally want to vote. They also shouldn’t support or write articles that post things that are inaccurate about the candidate they are choosing to vote against.

I just wish he’d have the dignity to go ahead and die.

His legacy is already ruined. I assume at this point, he is just trying to avoid passing in jail. This doesn’t seem like the worst (legal) move.

Like, %99.3 of me hope she’s ok given reports about her “metldown,” but the %0.4 gossip blog reader in me is like:

For anyone who hasn’t gotten her album, it’s so good. Needed Me is my life right now.

Yes omg this so much. I was a religious milk drinker in Canada drank ridiculous amounts of it that my friends would make fun of me. But ever since I moved to the US milk has just tasted... off. Like I can't put my finger on it just off and nasty after taste. Now the inky thing we ever keep in the house is almond milk.…

This is brilliant, thank you for writing it. And just to help you contextualize your experience a little, the second-largest group of women needing abortion in the U.S., (though not Canada) is women between 40 and 45 who are mothers. It’s not you, though your copper IUD failure is a spectacular one!

This isn’t about their son. This about his feelings of control. Waah waah, I’m a giant baby and this woman won’t let me control her life!

Can someone please explain what the benefit is ove investigating sexual assault without involving law enforcement? Other than just protecting the university itself.