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I guess my point is that blanket statements about what is the appropriate age to date (as consensual adults! - super important) and proclamations of “ewwww” vary from person to person. Everyone’s different. I’ve dated all ages at all ages starting from 18 years old- mostly because I was pretty mature for my age. Your

I don’t know. When I was 19, I was dating a 43-year old man. He was weirded out by it, and we broke up numerous times because as he says “he didn’t want me pushing his wheel chair when he got older,” but I wasn’t phased at all. And didn’t feel like there was some horrible power dynamic or anything. I was kind of scary

Speaking of shocking age news, Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up with a 30-year-old.

We exist, oh we exist.

Your prediction seems prescient. But I’m getting more of an Amanda Bynes vibe.

Kanye is just a puppet. He is totally controlled by Marc Jacobs. He discovered Kanye and made him famous. Jacobs is a behind the scene puppet master controlling Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and more. Read the details here

Ko-dependency.

Fuck Lexapro. He needs Haloperidol.

Just gonna leave this here

He’s a gigantic baby who has always fancied himself to be far more important and talented than he actually is.

This a FACT. Thank you. I'll take it further. Avoid Tylenol altogether. Apparently most dangerous drug out there. Accidental deaths are common and under-reported.

The thought of ruining my liver such that I couldn’t drink vodka is enough to make me want to live. And drink more vodka.

PSA: do not use tylenol or aspirin to OD, because if you survive you might need a new liver (tylenol) or be deaf (aspirin). Among other potentially life-ruining side effects.

This is besides the point of everything, but Jesus, that blouse.

This seems very odd. I can totally see random actors doing this, but you’d think the Royal Family would at least go more highbrow than HuffPo. Unless they’re trying a new image or something.

The darkness in me has long suspected that she had the post-mastectomy boob job, in which she clearly sized up, in order to disguise/distract from her extreme thinness.

Well I don’t always agree with you but I’ll ungrey you when I see you. There’s value in dissent and you are a long time contributer.

Can’t believe I made a comment above about basically this, before reading your disgusting and hilarious confession!

It’s always fascinated me that a large segment of the general public always has a negative knee- jerk reaction to first ladies who actually want to accomplish something with their platform like Hillary, Michelle, Chirlane, etc that’s any more involved than Nancy Reagan’s innocuous “Just Say No” or Laura Bush’s

I’m going to share something I’ve never told anybody . . .