Why on earth would a film company release a non-horror film on Halloween weekend??

I saw a clip from that 20/20 interview and they mentioned that Tom wanted to learn salsa dancing so they sent Leah Remini to him. Who is Italian. I imagine the conversation went something like:

Taste of his own medicine, it seems, given that is exactly what he did with his older children and Nicole.

Yes! Just recently. I’d be shocked though. Unless he also wants to come out of the closet.

Whatever, whenever I see Leah Remini I see Stacey Carosi of saved by the bell and I HATE HER SO MUCH. Everyone knows Zack and Kelly are meant for each other, you goddamned hussy.

Would that color be apricot? And smell like an ashtray?

I feel you so hard, Jenny — “sidetracked by diarrhea” happens way more often than I’d like to admit :/

I think I have just heard the English version of the Valley girl accent. Complete with the vocal fry.

Kim is waiting for her lips to deflate so she doesn’t suffocate kissing herself.

Muffins or no, I’m here for you Martha.

I did the research for you. You made the right choice.

I don’t even need to listen to this to say “nope”.

Spot on. Also, I used to work at a movie theatre in a tiny town that somehow, inexplicably, got Cory Feldman to do an appearance before a midnight showing of The Goonies. He wore sunglasses and white pants covered in rhinestones and now, every time I see his face, all I can think of is his white sparkly pants.

I hate this so much.

The trippiest Woodstock since, well Woodstock. Nightmare fodder.

Harsh, but fair.

Yoko just made the most sense she’s ever made to me.

When they make a movie about Martha they should really think hard about casting Corey Feldman as the lead.

I hear you, Yoko. My favorite barstool is that place.