I’m all about splosions, talking... not so much!

I thought I was the only one on the Galliano x Dior ship.....I loved every single piece he sent down the runway for Dior.

Knowing all the things and deaths that will take place, my heart literally shrivels up into a year old raisin.

I CANNOT wait for Drake’s sad ass song about it this.

This is incredibly unchill.

totally ignores the actual bad guy in this situation.

Netflix and Jabrill.

Seriously, what person that’s ever had sex ed or is over 16 hasn’t heard of using condoms?

dear this girl’s new boyfriend,

VICTIM BLAMING!!!!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I’ll uh, print out a bunch of shit and call you a cheater or something and say you’re swimming in STDs. Yeah that’ll do it.

girl

She’s 49. Probably not going to get it handled.

See: my roommate. Broke up with his crazy ex, finally, and started dating her doppelganger. They even have the same voice. And they look alike. And they're both mean AF. OI forever.

I don’t recall any negative press about Olivier before he married her. Kylie Minogue has spoken highly of him and his support of her during her cancer treatment. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I may have to go with the common denominator theory. I’m also glad to hear she is going to do what is in the best…

My mom taught me that there are men you fuck and men you marry. I suspect Halle has difficulty discerning the difference.

While I agree we sometimes have to look to ourselves the fact is that every single one of her exes have behaved incredibly well in the face of her myriad accusations. I don’t even think she picks the wrong man or bad men - I think she is one of those who sucks the life out of people and then gets pissed and aggressive…

Why does she keep getting married? Not everyone is meant to be married, she’s clearly one of them. It’s weird people keep blaming her choice in men, but she’s the common denominator. Yeah, these guys might be crazy too, and that’s on them, but Halle needs to own up.

“He’s a very macho guy, and things just didn’t jive.” I think they meant jibe.

Girl forget marriage, just keep em around for sexy time and send em home before the sun rises. Why put yourself through all that for someone’s bs? Momentary love isn’t worth all that.