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You do realise there isn’t consensus, even within feminism, on trigger warnings? You do realise that lots of feminist spaces - including Jezebel - don’t believe in them and refuse to use them? (“We do not do trigger warnings. Ever. As a rule. I don’t believe in them, period.” - Jessica Coen) So why do you act like

I love how you assume that if I’m against trigger warnings, it’s because I don’t know what they are. Sorry, wrong. I know what they are and I still think they have no place in universities. High schools or anywhere you’re dealing with minors, sure. If feminist organisations want to have them on their websites or

The solution is to issue a general trigger warning with college acceptance letters: “Attention! You’re about to enter a school where you’ll be taught about difficult subjects and forced to encounter information that may be traumatic for some. If that’s an issue, stay home with helicopter mommy and daddy who can

It’s not just rape victims. Lots of people have traumas or triggers but you can’t expect colleges to cater to all of them and to modify content because people have a problem with it. You should go to college if you’re open and willing to be confronted with information and knowledge that includes difficult topics that

Can we please finally agree that trigger warnings are stupid and a terrible idea? Even more so in an academic setting.

So if you wouldn’t make that joke, no one else would either? Some people have a very dark and irreverent sense of humour. Vive la différence!

Because daytime television is even lighter than late night. Jon Stewart and Chelsea Handler have some bite to them because it’s cable but network daytime shows are super light and the jokes are dumb and safe. I wish someone would Ellen a late night show, when she’s on other people’s shows or talking off the cuff she’s

Well it does if it’s an article about late night television...

They decided to meet in the middle and whitened some and darkened others?

Am an idiot. I meant Bernie is nowhere near as charismatic as Obama.

The people who think Obama wasn’t liberal enough are naive and obviously don’t understand how politics works in general. And in their case they’re also morons because people were making Obama out to be this total socialist when he was never that, and never claimed to be either. But to listen to some liberals in ‘08,

Huh?

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky

Obama was nowhere near as liberal as Bernie is, or anywhere near charismatic enough to sway people who weren’t going to vote for him anyway. I hope I’m wrong. But politics is part of my job and I rarely am.

I think he’s having a moment just like Trump is but that Hillary and Jeb Bush will be the Democratic and Republican nominees for the election. Not that Sanders’ moment is anything like Trump’s - I wish Sanders could get elected but bipartisan success in Vermont doesn’t mean anything once you’re in the Bible Belt where

I like Bernie and all (even if I think he’s unelectable) but what the fuck was the point of this?

Did he go to the same hairdresser as Dylann Roof? What is it with murderers and dorky hair?

It’s Tommy fucking Hilfiger. What do you expect?

Don’t be daft. What makes you think the government would only censor the shows you disapprove of? What if it’s a right-wing government? They could use those same powers to censor everything that isn’t Fox News. As bad as Fox News is, you know what’s worse? A government that gets to decide what people can watch and

No, that sounds like an awful idea. Although if you love the idea of governments being able to censor private media so much, you can always move to Russia or Iran or North Korea.