I wasn't aware that I said he wasn't a jerk, just that I believe that there were two jerks at work here.

so wait, his friend was saying ‘those girls are wearing tight pants but I LOOKED WAY HOTTER BACK THEN THAN THEY DO NOW’ and he was saying ‘no, they’re just as hot, I know because i'm a creepy old man who is staring at their butts'?

Absolutely! I’m just saying I totally buy the context. Old dudes are real pieces of work! And older women can be bitter as fuck.

Yeah, wouldn’t confusing the columns only happen if you started from the right instead of left? Did he actually mean rows?

You’re forced to watch Mars Needs Moms.

I don’t agree. That’s the case for some of these but when a religious leader manipulates people into believing there’s a witchcraft problem, that’s a fully different — and preventable — thing.

Oh, these are people abusing their children because they think they’re witches/possessed, not witches abusing their children and/or sacrificing them at the full moon. Confusing title. Glad I read. Ugh people are clutching their rosaries and bibles extra tightly lately...

Or, alternatively; Child Deaths Linked To Mental Illness On The Rise.

(at least, right now)

The talk of which ones are columns and messing up columns because you went from the bottom-up makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

I like black coffee, tonic water, celery, IPA beer, etc. I don’t really like sweets. (But my love of wine and beer ensures my caloric overload, so I’m not claiming any sort of weird dietary superiority. Because that’s crazy.)

I think the study is flawed because once again it preferences taste over texture. I drink my coffee black because I did Whole30, and now I don’t really like drinking sugar (but I think IPA’s are way too bitter), and hate tonic water (also too bitter) but when I tried to add cream back I realized I can’t stand the…

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

What, now i’m a psychopath because I actually like the taste of coffee?

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I would totally lose these contests. My ankles look like tree stumps.

People work, go to parties, and hang out with their contemporaries. Your contemporaries work at the same kind of lame ass job you (and I!) do, and an actor’s peers are other famous actors.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

Grew up in a loving and supportive 2-parent home. Dated all the assholes. (But pulled my head out long enough not to marry one!)

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.