On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

Finally, a racist, white billionaire gets to have his say. Chaos. Rock and roll. Fucking up that status quo.

a) Who asked Billy Corgan’s opinion on politics?

People REFUSE to believe this. I’m single and it looks hopelessly terminal. They also refuse to believe that people don’t always say what they mean and sometimes expect the little niceties they do for you to be returned.

The explosion of Tinder, Grindr etc. make it so much easier to casually hook up and then ghost someone that shit is just gonna get worse and worse if you’re the relationship type.

I just tell my single friends that if someone likes you, they like you. No game playing, no waiting 3 days to call. Yes I'm smug married but I dated enough shitty guys to know. It really goes both ways.

Dating is an absolute mindfuck.

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.

You know Milwaukee isn’t the only part of Wisconsin that has black people. Also nice try placing the blame for his own mistakes on Chicago-North. Much as you may not want to admit it Milwaukee is still Wisconsin.

A decent smoke screen to try and show that the Mexico-US isn’t racist as fuck.

Our bridges are failing, we don’t have the funding to fight forest fires, there are wide swathes of this country that can’t get broadband and this guy thinks we’re going to build a wall?

You forgot white men.

Yep, there’s a war on fetuses, Christians, and gun owners. Everyone else has it goooooood.

Yeah, political correctness. That’s obviously the #1 issue of our time.

That brief moment when the internet actually makes me happy