Go back to the mid nineteenth century with that bullshit.

The Nuge is not worthy of being crushed to death by a noble pachyderm; however, I agree.

Neither does golf.

Me too.

We are all, collectively, crushed under that elephant.

It was a noble sacrifice.

I have little sympathy for a man who spent his life killing animals for sport with no intention of using them for food or resources.

Good.

Right? It’s like the entire country is on some adrenaline addiction, can we ever just go back to things being (relatively) calm and every morning NOT waking up to “OMFG WHAT NOW?!?!?!”

Same.

And can we ever go back to the halcyon days before, where everything wasn’t so dramatic, ramped up, and felt like we were on the cusp of annihilation?

If it weren’t for Newt Gingrich and the pearl-clutching Republicans upset about cigars and whatnot, I never would have learned what a blowjob was at the age of 11! Thanks party of family values!

Half the price in the U.S. I recently moved to the U.K. and was shocked to see working-class non-fashion-y standby Lee Jeans at John Lewis (a big U.K. department store classier than Macy’s but not as fancy as Saks or Nordstrom’s) for EIGHTY POUNDS!!!!

Weird that they would be at Bonaroo right? I thought that was a hippie type festival.

I really, really, really hate whiskering on jeans. It always looks bad, I’m even down with jeggings, just no artificial rips or ridiculous whiskering. Plus who does that even look good on?!?!

this was so my makeout song circa 2003-4.

Exactly.

thanks!

I’m glad I’m not alone.

I am a fragile individual and I think the Strokes are way cooler than the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.