I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks “Summer of ‘69" when someone says “Ryan Adams” even though I was in college and have an affinity for indie stuff.

I gave up wearing headphones while I run because my ear holes are oddly shaped and no earbuds known to man will stay in them. Luckily, I run outside, so I have my smartphone quietly play, but I would be keen to hear about wireless headphones, so long as they are not prone to flying.

I don’t know what it is, I like to think I’m down and listen to the cool tunes, but I could never pay full price for pre-ripped clothes. I just can’t, it feels like I’m willingly getting ripped off. It’s not that I wouldn’t wear ripped jeans out in public, I like the style, I just can’t buy them new.

After the episode where they went to “Africa-as-a-country”, I felt like the show was definitely terrible and stopped watching it.

Wait...Tim Allen is still alive...?

yo, isn’t that Elle Fanning?

You’re a hero, silver tiger.

In some ways, it makes everything she does that wasn’t that character seem amazing.

No.

we’re all totally fucked.

If memory serves me right, I think they swap out 2-3 flavors seasonally or monthly, or at least they did when I was a kid. For some reason I clearly remember them not always having a steady supply of bubble-gum ice cream.

Hopefully something to do with a better and more fair distribution of ice cream at White House dinners.

What the fuck is wrong with you calling a child a douchebag?

This is hilarious, but the thing is, in Pence’s world, are women allowed to access the internet - let alone read?

Opportunity lost.

Exactly.

Seriously, how can we get someone in Wisconsin’s 1st district to run against him? They should be starting the opposition campaign now, or yesterday. I have never lived in Wisconsin, but if someone starts a campaign against Paul Ryan, I will offer my support via social media and donations. He is the worst goddamn…

And compared to what those old, tenured professors had to do to get the good, legitimate jobs pales in comparison. It’s exploitative and cruel.

They are just a bunch of special snowflakes who need extremely large, tax-payer funded, publicly displayed participation trophies.

Yep, the original documents explicitly state that those states seceded from the union because of their belief in their right to own other human beings.