Take your sadness at your kid not winning. Now multiply by about 100. That is how your kid feels when people ask her what her dad does for a living.

When big-boobed women complain about how awful it is to have big boobs, then proceed to one-up each other with their bra sizes. “OMG, you’re so lucky you’re just a 34DD!!! I’m a 38G and it’s THE WORST!!!” (Never mind that the way bras are sized, the cups of a 34DD bra and a 38G bra contain about the same volume.)

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Makes sense that it’s correlation not causation. Wouldn’t a reasonable hypothesis be that humans that groom their downstairs hair are likely more sexually active than those with unkempt tufts of nettles?

If you bake a loaf of bread, you’re not a baker.

There are several parts missing from this kit car:

Blacks stayed home, nearly 30% of Latinos voted for Trump, and white women supported Trump. They will all suffer horribly under the Trump administration, second only to how miserable life will be for uneducated white males when Trump’s policies tank the economy.

He forgot to stance it. Otherwise, all boxes checked.

It’s like these folks came out of the Rust Belt to vote against their own self-interests in order to burn some other disadvantaged folks that they thought were getting a better shake.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

Well she is the 1%, so...

If that child had been born, how much would Republicans be willing to spend to feed, house, educate, and provide healthcare for 18 years?

Never been prouder to be atheist than after watching that.

Welcome to the new America, where facts don’t matter.

We can only hope so!

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

I really thought that Trump would be the first Republican to use the C-word in this campaign cycle.

And much like your ex-wife, it’s sucking the heat from somebody else.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"