Resume searching and sorting has become completely automated. Nobody cares about your cover letter. Send the resume. It will be scored by a computer and shortlisted or it won’t.

Today, the answer is simple, “That is not me. It is a deepfake”.

Two weeks?

According to my wife:

When things go bad, they tend to go bad faster than initially expected whether they are businesses, marriages or Arctic sea ice.

Who would use ice from an ice machine in a drink that they are going to consume? Hotel ice machine ice is for chilling drinks in their bottles only.

The smoke is all the way to North Carolina. Five minutes outside with the dogs and my throat was burning and eyes watering. You can taste the smoke in the air. And worse tomorrow!

Well said. 

It’s disappointing to have to watch the two companies negotiate in public. That is all this is. They need to sit down at the table and work out their shit instead of making us all suffer for it. 

Their personal FB data is already on the darkweb.

Like Affleck and Damon did in The Last Duel just to avoid this exact criticism (but for no other reason) because the script is just taken from a historic novel not really written by them. 

And neither is The Weeknd

Prepare for all of the selfies of people at McDonalds at 9am in front of a broken ice cream machine.

That is how insurance works. Live in an uninsurable area and you can’t get insurance. The state prevents market rates? Your insurance company leaves the state.

I don’t know what the kids are calling it but it sounds like justifying/rationalizing poor mental hygiene to me.

Each Trump Buck qualifies the holder to say the N-word out loud in public. 

The average person in Alabama would probably be confused if they had to point to outer space.

Anything over the $3oK of 401k+IRA, just put it in a buy and forget S&P 500 ETF. No fuss, no muss.

Ha, that’s funny. Fiduciary responsibility for the CEO that burnt thru BILLIONS to build a new version of the Internet that nobody needed or wanted. It’s his company. He can burn it to the ground if he wants to. 

I picture Judge Smails (Ted Knight) from Caddyshack walking around going, “Oh, oh, Ozempic. Mmmm? Mmmmm?”