I want to buy this, stock it with Faye soda, drive it to the next Gathering of the Juggalos, and spend three days banging a hand-picked selection of Juggalettes (after hosing them down in that shower stall) that would queue up at the door. NP.

My vote is for America. Land of the free, home of giant, gas guzzling truck hybrids with horribly designed dashboards.

Correct click bait headline: “MILF Goes Down Fast and Hard”

You forgot to mention that the car horn plays ‘Yellow Rose of Texas’ (or so I assume)