You can cook eggs in stainless steel. You can also jump out of a plane.

The best part is that Trump will use his “campaign donations” to pay the settlement.

What? Offshore drilling is bad?

Royal Cheese

The IRS doesn’t talk to you or “ask” for anything. If you don’t pay, they simply seize all of your money/assets.

Most of what you think you are recycling will end up in a landfill.

Classic big corporation marketing braindead thinking. They had one good idea (Subway Series) and now they are going to beat that mule until it drops missing the point that its value was that it was new. Expanding it until it just replaces the existing menu defeats the whole purpose.

Instructional videos on YouTube and TikTok are as reliable as financial predictions from Jim Cramer and health product reviews from Dr. Oz.

Thank you for continuing to confirm that TikTok is built for and populated with content from absolute fucking idiots.

Clarence Thomas is such an Uncle Tom that he burned a cross in his own front yard.

It also appears to be covered with self-centered social media douchebags.

Just a reminder from your local HOA, we’re watching. 

Long-term StitchFix user. Love the service. I live in an area with very limited shopping options so they get me cool clothes I would never find. And I control how often I get the box and what they focus on.

We loved it until we read the nutrition facts and that one bag is suppose to have FIVE SERVINGS without rice.

The fact that Facebook is still in business shows how lazy the average CMO is today. 

If I can’t actually get my wife to sign-up for a three-way, can I get an AI to create an image of what it would look like? Hypothetically...

I bet Dominion can’t wait until the elections in 2024. You just know that one or more Republicans will be unable to keep their conspiracy holes shut and hand DVS grounds for another round of slam dunk lawsuits.

I can just imagine the cops yelling “STOP RESISTING” as the last 20 to 30 bullets struck him and then they probably handcuffed whatever was left of his arms...

Those nails near food make my stomach churn.

There are red states whose Republican controlled legislatures would attempt to pass the Comstock Act today.