I constantly walk a line between Imposter Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger. It keeps me honest because anytime I feel one, it means that I am not. 

Literally, no such thing as a free lunch.

Intestinal distress is their brand!

Robot line cooks preparing 100 different recipes for five different brands using the same 30-40 base ingredients. Sounds like a great QSR business model and a horrible place to actually eat.

This sounds alot like thinking/hoping you are in relationship but the other person doesn’t feel the same way.

And definitely never be a situationship with The Situation. 

Stupidity is rocket fuel for fascism.

4:20?

1.) Don’t step aboard a cruise ship.

Split adjustable mattress. All the benefits of separate beds without a bedroom that looks like a Ozzie and Harriet set. Plus, you can still spoon. 

It’s good enough for the strip club I went to in Tijuana, it’s good enough for me,

Really? Put a dry thing in with your wet things and then let the formerly dry thing that is now wet air dry?

Almanacs have about 50% accuracy with weather predictions.

Our 16yo mixed breed started behaving strangely. We thought that it might be the end of his time. Our brilliant vet said that he might have some joint pain due to his age. We put him on Rimadyl (NSAID) and he sprung back to life overnight! He even bounds around like a puppy (for about 30 seconds) once in awhile.

Djibouti?

King’s Hawaiian has entered the chat... 

I asked my friend (the financial advisor) if his firm should be managing my money. He gave me this advice: “Buy an inexpensive S&P 500 ETF, reinvest the dividend, keep buying more as your finances allow, don’t ever look at the price, and start moving some out if out of the market when you are five years from retiring.”…

The point is thinking you are getting a deal and not being fully aware of the risks is when the AVERAGE car buyer will get burned.

I’ve always found the idea of adults buying each other cheap, throwaway gifts for Christmas or birthdays laughable. I’m an adult. If I want something, I buy it. There is nothing that costs $25 at Ross or Marshalls that I want. If I’m on your gift list, just cross off my name and call it done. I’ll do the same for you.…

Best restaurants by Yelpers is like best Greek and Latin Classics literature by TikTok users.