“Additional tasks that may be assigned” is not an obligation for longer hours (paid or not) nor work outside of standard business hours. My general response when assigned a new task is “Ok, great. Since my time is 100% committed, what of my current work would you like me to stop doing so I can take on this?”

Please stop even using this horrible term. Showing up and doing your job (and nothing more) is meeting your work obligations. It shouldn’t even be a discussion.

The parenting mistake I did NOT make is ever becoming a parent. 

Outback Steakhouse: Brazilian Edition

She’s fully aware of how fast you are!

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“those paintings where the eyes follow you”

Why is this “quitting”? If you get your job done, why would anyone have an issue with your performance?

Do you want to cause a tear in the time-space continuum because that is what would happen.

So Kraft Garlic Mayonnaise is really aioli?

Rented a couple of acres last weekend near our house for our three pups. The owner was nice enough to have a plastic pool too. Totally worth it. 

I’ve tried every kind of sliced roast beef sandwich. Although Chicago Beef blows doors off the Philly Cheesesteak, they both lose to the simplicity of Beef on Weck.

Women’s standards are higher?

But what about my “addiction” to porn, chocolate, gambling, and Facebook?

My wife wipes down our kitchen counters with cold tap water and a month-old sponge and thinks it is clean.

Barefoot Merlot and dried beef? Even hobos would roll their eyes at your for that combo. 

All food production businesses should, at a minimum, require safe food handling training and testing.

If you can live and work anywhere today, why would you pay almost $700K to live in Reno?

White trash martini.