Also prevents Rickets.

You are probably not getting an aisle or window in Economy Plus at the counter when you check in an hour before. At best, you’ll get a middle seat. Plus, 1.) you are waiting in line to check-in which is unnecessary 2.) you are probably getting a WORSE seat in economy than you would have picking a seat when you booked…

Salty Dog

They are called “mondegreens”

Once they have completed the reason for the initial stop, they cannot detain you for one more second.

Same goes for any question they ask you other than to provide your license, insurance, and registration.

There is one ghost kitchen running in my town. They have Italian, Chinese, and BBQ all from one location. And their food is better than the comparable takeout from the actual restaurants doing the same types of food.

Keep my mf’ing name (and image) out your social media.

Pre-Covid, if you had told me that most Americans don’t believe or understand the Big Bang Theory, I would have politely disagreed.

What about Svetlana on OnlyFans?

If you are speaking to anyone who brings up CRT in an argument just stop and walk away because you are talking to a racist Republican so there is zero chance of having an intelligent debate/discussion.

Mentally ill boyfriend + sex worker girlfriend = match made in heaven

My GF puts a little in her coke. She claims it reduces the burn and gives it a sweet aftertaste. You don’t want to see what it looks like if she blows her nose.

I’ve never met a claimed empath that was any more insightful than today’s horoscope or a fortune cookie.

My worst nightmare is being trapped in an elevator with a vegan empath.

If you worry about it, you aren’t a narcissist.

Real Housewives - SLC: Now with 100% more racism!

Here is why you should ABSOLUTELY NOT use crypto to pay for porn. Learn my lesson:

Loved seasons 1 & 2, but so far season 3 seems to be rather unimpressive. Alot rinse and repeat of family drama and struggle for power, attention, and “love” from dad.

I use Flavacol popcorn salt and colored coconut oil. Both available on Amazon.