How very American/gormless of you.

Never let it be said that the cats aren’t getting any action:

Unless Bynum was tip-toeing around the neighbourhood whilst wearing a flat cap, a bandit mask, a stripy long-sleeved shirt, and carrying a large bag with ‘SWAG’ written on it, I’m not sure she’s the burgling type, somehow.

In Tunisia, butchers serve up camel on a daily basis. They show how fresh the meat is by displaying the camel’s head on a hook outside the shop.

The definitive Sonic movie has already been made:

Those dairy camels look very grumpy - they’ve all got the hump.

“Hello. My name is Dennis...

This will simply not do. Serena; destroy.

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Have an upvote, you absolute beast.

Scaramucci is a frightening individual - in interviews, he is always genial, likeable, intelligent and sounds reasonable. In a sense, I would say he is a bigger potential threat than Trump.

I’m British, so I only ever say hello to dogs. Humans can fuck off in general.

That was a thing of beauty.

“Your clients and your staff are speaking Spanish to staff when they should be speaking English,” Schlossberg said on the viral video.

The Dark Knight works, perhaps by accident, because it is open to interpretation. Does the Joker have a point? Is he just an arsehole? Is Gordon’s soliluquy at the end a rousing conclusion or delusional, self-serving bullshit? Is Rachel a scold, or the only sane (wo)man in the room? Does the prisoner who chooses death…

On the upside, Stormy will surely be in the running for a Taurus World Stunt award.

This does seem to be a... ‘thing’ in team sport:

But more than that, I want her to be alive.

Infinity Wars is a critique of utilitarianism, with Thanos as the ultimate Utilitarian. Discuss.

In the UK, school uniform is used to harass pupils and engage in the worst control freakery imaginable. (One ‘flagship’ secondary school I used to live nearby used to have underwear inspections for the girls. And there I was thinking Kekkou Kamen wasn’t an instructional vid...)