It seems this version of Thanos is a massive fan of the Utopia TV series. You can imagine him and Wilson Wilson, chilling out in the latter’s fallout shelter, musing on the thrills of brute utilitarianism...

You are denying your child his first chainsword. How can he learn to smite the Emperor’s Foes with such barriers set before him? YOU HERETIC!!!

Triple A game production sounds bloody miserable.

But the whole point is that slavery is innately immoral, and if that is so, then the legacy of slavery is also immoral.

You wouldn’t say that if you saw all the anal probing we get up to.

White people always try to equate all historical slavery. “Slavery is slavery” they say.

The Web makes you dumb. The Web tells you what you want to hear. The Web gives you what you want, and not what you need. The Web is a poignant reminder of Harlan Ellison’s mantra, that the only way to truly trivialise the Holocaust is to forget it.

So, another step closer to reintroducing workhouses. And it will happen.

and this animal that has been extinct for 10 million.

Apropos of nothing, Senegal is the bollocks:

The Simpsons has always been morally corrupt, hypocritically self-righteous, blithely smug and self-servingly contrary. It’s just another cynical product, pouring shit into willing craniums. Its success is a poignant reminder that sometimes audiences are rather stupid.

With what? Mountains of your own bullshit?

So, if South Carolina secedes to spend more time with its Id, do we get to call it a poor man’s Ruritania, a poor man’s Duchy of Fenwick, or just plain Royston Vasey?

The school system failed you insofar as it never taught you to flush yourself away.

And yet it got enough rise out of you

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

Roseanne Barr is a poignant reminder of why some people should die at the peak of their careers.

He manages to be blind and blithe at the same time. Which, if nothing else, makes for a nice alliteration.

That torrent of fatuous nonsense just made you look even more foolish.

You mean illuminating an unsupported narrative with a real experience?