Those who complain about Obama’s tan suit (which rather ‘suited’ him, in fact) really ought to read up on Benjamin D’Israeli dress sense, for whom ‘lurid’ was a compliment.

The military personnel apparently preferred “local beers over imports, and were very willing to sample different micro brews as well as the more popular standard lagers.”

The obvious retort to this article: “The Perfect is The Enemy of the Good.”

When you’ve finished being your own caricature, note that the gammon is British, not American.

Racism, once again, reared its ugly head in the form of a pasty-faced colonizer

It’s worth noting that the architect of the ‘hostile environment’ is the self-same gurning scarecrow creature currently driving the country off a cliff as Prime Minister:

On the contrary, us modern types are wimps in general - Bolt could easily have been outpaced by Australians from 20,000 years ago:

Thing is, they’re not meant to be some special club or ‘elite brotherhood’. They’re civil servants. They are on par with the people paid to dredge out turds from blocked sewer drains, or run the local library, or make sure every day that the old widow down the street hasn’t died of hypothermia.

Luigi is not dead. He is merely pining for the fjords.

It’s all fun and games until the enormous, hungry herons fly in.

It’s when the rat sushi restauranters boycott Tsukiji, and the guinea pig wholesalers go on sympathy strike, that you’ll know things have kicked off.

The whole issue lies in the concept of the ‘white ally’ itself. It still places whiteness at the centre of everything, which defeats the point somehow. It also feeds the vanity, rather than the conscience, of the same-old radical chic tossers who’ve postured lots and done very little for decades now. Bette Midler…

Given the state of your rhetoric, shitting in a hat would be a step up for you.

Unfortunately, the world is full of people like BreakerBaker, who confuse smugness with insight, and can’t see beyond their own vanity.

This may well be how many of us die. So be it.

Sexist oafs tend to be the biggest whingeing prats.

Tiger Woods is a case study in how some people live far too long.

MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD:

I wasn’t, and nor were many of my friends.

aren’t all white people indoctrinated as racists in America?