I felt a strange... quiver when I saw him, too.

Star Lord: Ridiculous Man-Child in Sore Need of a Slap.

In Tunisia, butchers serve up camel on a daily basis. They show how fresh the meat is by displaying the camel’s head on a hook outside the shop.

The definitive Sonic movie has already been made:

Those dairy camels look very grumpy - they’ve all got the hump.

“Hello. My name is Dennis...

This will simply not do. Serena; destroy.

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Have an upvote, you absolute beast.

...Or just let @GrumpySkeletor be the showrunner:

She was also the linchpin of that outfit, and also the in-house psychic. Her LinkedIn page must be fascinating.

Apropos of nothing, Panthro and Lynx-O were the proverbial bollocks. Tigra and his palette change brother were, meanwhile, the most boring sods ever.

Scaramucci is a frightening individual - in interviews, he is always genial, likeable, intelligent and sounds reasonable. In a sense, I would say he is a bigger potential threat than Trump.

I’m British, so I only ever say hello to dogs. Humans can fuck off in general.

That was a thing of beauty.

“Your clients and your staff are speaking Spanish to staff when they should be speaking English,” Schlossberg said on the viral video.

The Dark Knight works, perhaps by accident, because it is open to interpretation. Does the Joker have a point? Is he just an arsehole? Is Gordon’s soliluquy at the end a rousing conclusion or delusional, self-serving bullshit? Is Rachel a scold, or the only sane (wo)man in the room? Does the prisoner who chooses death…

Xavier is an ocean-going shit at the best of times. That said, a lot of ‘mentor’ figures in comic books tend to be very dubious, sinister people by their very nature. Perhaps, subconsciously, their creators are trying to tell us something?

Old enough to know better.

On the upside, Stormy will surely be in the running for a Taurus World Stunt award.