This does seem to be a... ‘thing’ in team sport:

The big Purple Bollock zapped me - I’m haunting him as we speak.

But more than that, I want her to be alive.

Infinity Wars is a critique of utilitarianism, with Thanos as the ultimate Utilitarian. Discuss.

In the UK, school uniform is used to harass pupils and engage in the worst control freakery imaginable. (One ‘flagship’ secondary school I used to live nearby used to have underwear inspections for the girls. And there I was thinking Kekkou Kamen wasn’t an instructional vid...)

Tsunoda readily admits that she knows she’s a brown noser, but she only sucks up to Ton specifically because she knows that leaving him to his own devices would only make things worse for the entire office.

It seems this version of Thanos is a massive fan of the Utopia TV series. You can imagine him and Wilson Wilson, chilling out in the latter’s fallout shelter, musing on the thrills of brute utilitarianism...

You are denying your child his first chainsword. How can he learn to smite the Emperor’s Foes with such barriers set before him? YOU HERETIC!!!

Then, she sees him in an upstairs window. Laurie takes aim and fires. But she hits a mirror.

We... ARE VENOM.

Triple A game production sounds bloody miserable.

But the whole point is that slavery is innately immoral, and if that is so, then the legacy of slavery is also immoral.

You wouldn’t say that if you saw all the anal probing we get up to.

White people always try to equate all historical slavery. “Slavery is slavery” they say.

The Web makes you dumb. The Web tells you what you want to hear. The Web gives you what you want, and not what you need. The Web is a poignant reminder of Harlan Ellison’s mantra, that the only way to truly trivialise the Holocaust is to forget it.

So, another step closer to reintroducing workhouses. And it will happen.

and this animal that has been extinct for 10 million.

Apropos of nothing, Senegal is the bollocks:

The Simpsons has always been morally corrupt, hypocritically self-righteous, blithely smug and self-servingly contrary. It’s just another cynical product, pouring shit into willing craniums. Its success is a poignant reminder that sometimes audiences are rather stupid.

With what? Mountains of your own bullshit?