It’s cold comfort to realise that the stupidity of these people may be the one thing stopping them in their tracks.

You seem hellbent on taking offence; here, let me write a retrospective on garden gnomes so you can accuse me of discriminating against tall people without beards.

I still think we should see the further adventures of Rod - prodding your bits at an airport by day, investigating weird cults and weirder white people at night.

I wonder how many people will get the gag...

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Far-right scumbags like Britain First are like just about every other public body, media outlet and political party in the UK - none of them gave a shit about those poor girls until it was time to make hay with the toxic racial politics that hang around the old industrial north like the smell of rotting meat.

Nah, you’ll get a load of Russian trolls who don’t know the difference between US and UK English, plus an orcish hoard of semi-literate morons called ‘Infidel_Cusader1066' or ‘England4Life’, with shaved heads, morbid obesity and bad Millwall tattoos. They will own a Staffordshire Pit Bull called ‘Tyson’ and live in…

This could be easily subverted by the young girl being possessed by the soul of a right old miserable git who acts, thinks and talks HIS age. So, in essence, he’s too busy moaning about the noise next door, how expensive everything is, why music is crap these days, and how young policemen look these days, to indulge…

Dystopias, real and fictional, always tend to shit on women from a great height. Whether fiction should so slavishly follow reality’s lead is another debate, however.

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I once got drunk in Swansea; it was a fun experience.

Oh, so you like bananas too? Let us don our monkey costumes and begin the mutual delousing.

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I’m not sure if you’re quasi-literate, or even more off-topic than I am.

If it helps, consider it bricolage, and deconstruct yourself accordingly.

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The mother sounds like a right bitch, and I am always troubled by the large number of films, mainstream and indy, that in the end always give abusive family relationships the benefit of the doubt. Imagine the flack if we gave sex abuse or wife batterers the same leeway. Many a scriptwriter, it seems, has a Joan…

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