Learn to punctuate.

Learn to punctuate.

Learn to punctuate.

Why do you make vegetable soup every time you have a bath?

If you’re trying to be glib, at least learn to punctuate.

Sesame Street has been taking the piss since time immemorial, you miserable sod.

The only thing I need do is suffer fools a little less gladly.

Avoid strawmen.

Nope, an estoc.

It hasn’t got the range, ducks, it hasn’t got the range. With an estoc, you can sit down and goad your opponent at the same time. With a kukhri, you have to stand up, walk over to them and get spattered with blood. It’s all about convenience.

Still leaning on that strawman?

You are really bad at reasoning, reading comprehension, critical thinking, wit, charm...

Nah, two sharp jabs with an Estoc and you’ve won the discussion anyway.

Nothing sums up the turgid nature of many superhero movies than the dismal sight of a really good Supes/Clark Kent and a really good Superman’s Dad reduced to perverse frowning and brooding all the time like fucking 14-year-old edgelords.

One can only hope that Chewbacca’s Life Day was crowned with some roasted Porg...

I love how I keep re-affirming the fact that I have lost the argument, just in case I didn’t get it the first 75 times.

I love how you keep re-affirming the fact that you have lost the argument, just in case I didn’t get it the first 75 times.

If you honk enough horns, I’ll give you some herrings.

Again, another jolly jaunt off to Planet Sea Lion.

And I’ve given you the answer. Stop asking the same question expecting a different result, you sad git.