And yet I get along just fine.

Russia and the US won the war. 

Never mind too grey to function, you’re too stupid to breathe.

“I get that you’re mad and don’t like it when Tom grabs you like that,” he said and I exhaled a sigh of gratitude. “But what you did...” I sucked my breath in again, “...You just don’t do that to a guy. Ever.”

I am in awe of your dedication. Mrs Hellpigeon and I have been having the same argument over Marxism for over a decade, so I appreciate the sentiment.

//Dalek was pretty good, though. Helped reinforce the menace of the Daleks.

Well, Moffat has been turning up for every Who series since 2010, and he’s definitely the show’s arch enemy these days.

Members of Taylor Swift’s squad are, for the most part, women aged 18 to 40 who are either singers, actors, or models. 

Err, how would getting him pregnant help in any case? Also, if this were authentic UK football English, you’d be using c_nt as punctuation and spitting a lot.

Both came out of the blue and were terrible blows for me.

He’s just having a wobble.

If Chibbers stays close to form, his first series is going to be great and then it will turn to shit from series 2 onwards. Oh well...

Why would Daniel Radcliffe want to shag a frying pan?

Spoilers? Here’s a few. Rogue One is basically 90 minutes of Chewbacca and Yoda kicking Jar Jar Binks to death in the Mos Eisley Cantina while Acker and the Bollockheads play ‘Come On Eileen’ with nary a shred of irony.

I do apologise for the NSFW language, but I do believe ‘Tucker’s Law’ applies to the DCCU:

Pretend it’s your job - I’m sure you can bear it.

You should know.

But we did it.

No one ever reads the small print, or the medium sized print in the body, or the FUCKING MASSIVE READ-IT-FROM-ORBIT signifiers that all point to both Trump and Pence being fucking donkey dongs par excelsis. I am increasingly of the opinion that democracy is doomed because of the sheer level of stupidity and credulity…

I’m all for sticking the boot into the orange twat and his dodgy family, but not like this. It’s dishonourable, and the children have no say in who their mother or grandfather is - leave them alone.