90% of stories are crap.

There is a bit of a Johnny Alpha thing going on there, but he’s also got that crumpled Major Eazy look, albeit with a much more shapely jaw.

The thing about Norman Reedus is that he looks like he was designed by Carlos Ezquerra.

One of the things I liked about the Alan Partridge film was that, after all his travails and adventures, Alan still went back to being the same old arsehole we all know and love. I sincerely hope this is what happens with Lego Batman - otherwise, it will be yet another film with yet another fucking character growth…

Power doesn’t always corrupt, but it always distorts.

Of course, The Prime Directive is also about playing God in its own way. Just being smug and au doctrinaire at the same time.

Drop the tsundere and just admit you want me.

You can imagine Bane and Bat-bollocks having this fight for the rest of their lives. By the time they’re nonagenarians, they’ll be trying to break each other’s hips with their zimmers. (Or bat-zimmers.)

You all are going to miss him when he’s gone. Oh, you’ll miss him...

New Pentagon urban combat training materials announced:

Well, it is (Ma)Sonic The Hedgehog we’re talking about here...

Wolverine’s lost almost everyone close to him, whether it’s having to kill Jean Grey in order to save her

The ugly truth is that films are too expensive these days, and only a select few can make a decent profit. The future is cheap, cheerful and Deadpool-shaped.

“Look at me! My self-esteem is centred around the denigration of others!!!”

Shit like this makes me think Trump is going to get elected.

Deadpool can be a right miserable wanker when he’s in one of his moods.

Bill Hicks has really let himself go.

Because Playmobil secretly plots to castrate all men.

American universities can be very strange places. They are certainly perverse.

Ursula photos or GTFO.