TRUMP: Ah gotta tell ya, believe me, I’ve got black friends, so many black friends, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

How many D&D players have named their PC ‘Elfstar’ as a result of that tract? How many Debbies?

And then there was Hannibal, who held together a diverse and sometimes rowdy army by being an utter bastard where required. As I’ve said over at I09, Negan is a rational actor and is far more competent at managing his people than the Governor - his main flaw, however, is that he enjoys himself a little too much when…

The Governor is Jim Jones; Negan is Ghengis Khan. That’s the difference.

Compare and Contrast:

Rick has a tendency to believe his own bullshit, wallow in his self-pity and enjoy the horror just a little bit too much. Stripped of his illusions, he began to realise what a weak, petty man he has always been.

Forgot to cross out ‘Second’. Chill.

Maggie Simpson will shoot JR.

“The Difficult Second Album Sequel...”

What else would you expect from a nation ruled by psychopaths.

It must now be tested - ON THE UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!

Monarchies and parliamentary democracies tend to be the most stable political systems in the long run. Just saying...

But this overlooks one clear difference between how women and men are portrayed - as I have said before, a nude woman is objectified, whilst a nude man is lionised.

Flogging the (Walking) dead horse...

Zombie movies are high farces in denial. It’s fitting, then, that John Cleese is narrating this one.

F**k me, it’s actually got a hook.

It would have been a much duller story if Luke Cage just took Doom to the small claims court.

They both said everybody has a right to their opinion

So a bunch of fat blokes barge into each other and fall over. It’s a bit like Scottish Premier League football when you think about it.

John Candy knew how to deal with these jokers: