TRUMP: Ah gotta tell ya, believe me, I’ve got black friends, so many black friends, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

How many D&D players have named their PC ‘Elfstar’ as a result of that tract? How many Debbies?

And then there was Hannibal, who held together a diverse and sometimes rowdy army by being an utter bastard where required. As I’ve said over at I09, Negan is a rational actor and is far more competent at managing his people than the Governor - his main flaw, however, is that he enjoys himself a little too much when…

The Governor is Jim Jones; Negan is Ghengis Khan. That’s the difference.

Monarchies and parliamentary democracies tend to be the most stable political systems in the long run. Just saying...

They both said everybody has a right to their opinion

So a bunch of fat blokes barge into each other and fall over. It’s a bit like Scottish Premier League football when you think about it.

John Candy knew how to deal with these jokers:

I’m not saying this anime is dodgy, but if it were a man, it would be hiding behind a bush with a long lense and wearing its dead Nan’s underwear.

If feminism brings anything to fandom, it is a much-needed, long overdue period of self-reflection.

Allow me to quote the Good Dr. Gonzo, or Hunter S. Thompson, as he was known for legal reasons:

I was a fan of Big Red the moment I laid eyes on him. Asked a sensible question. Wasn’t mentally ill. Seemed rather charming. And he likes his primary colours.

If that’s not a sign from nature itself, I don’t know what is.

This is not Kim’s fault. 

Indeed, it’s a strange week indeed where one finds oneself siding with Kim Kardashian and applauding Kanye West.

‘Twas a time when the world was at his feet.

I hate Stormfront - it’s ruined the Gothic font for me.

A vulgar, exhibitionist prat.

Postmodernism is very bad for your health.

Being Human, series 3 onwards - watching it turn to shit in slow motion was heart-breaking. I feel your pain.