Here’s how I’d have done it - Babs is in hospital, post paralysis. You think she’s a broken woman. For a moment, she looks beaten... But then she starts thinking. Grabs paper and a pen off a nurse. Starts scribbling notes and mind maps. Nags matron until she can get a computer. Figures out where the Joker has gone…

No wonder the Doctor likes turning up to all of Captain Jack’s stag nights...

A bit like how the first series of Gundam underperformed, but it was the toy sales that made the franchise. As an aside, the Real Ghostbusters range of toys were excellent; hopefully, these toys will continue the tradition.

Also on a practical note why bother having an armoured cuirass but leaving your legs, which have vulnerable major arteries, completely on show.

Wonder Woman wears less clothes so she can batter you even more.

Here’s a question - what do the truckers think?

Since when has Batman ever needed/wanted to be balanced? He is the very model of excess, and in a good way.

Less of the victim blaming, please.

Oh, us poor, suffering oppressed little men... My goodness, we’re the real victims here. Or something.

Avoid whataboutery.

These people are utter dregs. Anyway, for a laugh, let’s keep seeing Ghostbusters ‘16 and ensure a sequel! That will really piss the trolls off.

You sad man.

• Rick Flag is boring

As usual, Slimer was denied an invite.

...And the fanbase officially flips its shit...

This is something a few experimental archaeologists and engineers would have a field day with.

Haven’t they been at it since the original Secret Wars?

Silicon Valley is a blight upon the land. 90% of it is bullshit and distraction, and the rest could be knocked up in any anonymous office block, bedroom and/or garden shed. This is plutocracy and socio-economic cleansing, pure and simple, all wrought by loathsome nerds and comp-sci psychopaths with Python script where…

This needs more exposure; in the meantime, the least other Pokemon Go players can do is band together so there is strength in numbers. A wonderful, innocent experience has been utterly tainted by wanton twattery. By any yardstick, it is a fucking disgrace.

Mind you, a lot of ‘krautrock’ (I hate the term too, before you ask) is rooted in the repudiation of a tainted past and an attempt to redeem oneself by embracing the future. Given the influence it had overall, including over hip hop, you could say this is a good example of at least part of a traumatised society coming…