As the last 25 years have demonstrated, Chris Evans is a loathsome twat.

Exercise classes - in plate armour! That would be fun. You could call it joust-ercise, or something similarly naff.

Let me strike a sceptical note here - while guro was getting its literal and figurative freak on in the 20s, Japanese ultra-nationalism was gathering pace and spreading its tendrils like a cancer. As anyone who’s read what later happened at Nanking, to comfort women, millions of Chinese, Malaysian and Korean…

Cage-fighting is an odd business. It therefore attracts odd people.

Can we just retitle the UK ‘Planet Fuckwit’ and be done with it?

You mean 51.9% of a 72% turnout? Fucking hell.

Strobe is also quoted as saying, “If there is a problem with our sponsors and such, I may visit Geguri’s house with a knife in hand. I am not joking.”

Technically, this is an in-house promotion.

If they ever do a story where Tracer’s alternate universe counterpart is a fat, dozy male couch potato who’s simultaneously the bane of his wife’s life and still something of a hero (albeit crap at everything else), that would be cool. Further subversive fun could take place if all his scenes are shot via traditional…

Asimov looks like he had big gambling debts to pay off and it was either this or porn.

Triton in Disney’s The Little Mermaid should have been the villain of the film. Instead they came up with a wicked witch/false friend proxy so all those altogether more troubling issues about ‘The Family’ could be circumvented. Compare and contrast to modern Disney films, like Frozen, or Pixar numbers like Up and…

A special curse on anyone who made this poor woman’s situation even worse.

The teaser trailer showed Norman Reedus...waking up naked on a beach with a baby and a bunch of dead fish.

Are dogs seen as particularly intelligent?

Oh do fuck off.

I’d call him Visi-dog. Or Dog-o-matic. Mayhap even Commodog 64.

Thank you for sharing yet more of your febrile, deranged views of the world, you sad, sad man.

Batman is a mass of personality defects which mostly turn out better than they ought to. Sadly, as a bit of a Mary Sue, he gets off lightly for his douchebaggery.

People say, “won’t it reject those motivations?” It won’t, because those motivations will make up its entire core of values — if it’s programmed properly.

You will die alone, reeking of piss and stale jizz, and still a virgin.